Conversation at the post office:
Creepy old man with a beer belly and gross face: Hi!
Chantel: Hi.
Creepy man: You're pretty.
Chantel: Well, thank you.
Creepy man: You single?
Chantel: Nope, I have a boyfriend. (Lie #1)
Creepy man: That's too bad. Where you from?
Chantel: Utah. (Lie #2)
Creepy man: I was just there a few weeks ago! What part?
Chantel: Salt Lake. (Lie #3)
[Chantel does her business at the post office counter.]
Creepy man: So can I have your number?
Chantel: No, my boyfriend would be really jealous. (Lie #4)
Creepy man: Well, what if you were single, would I have a chance?
Chantel: NO. (Truth #1)
Chantel exits stage left.
Moral of the story: When the Spirit tells you to lie, LIE. And then get out of there quick!
That is so scary. I'm glad you got away from him.
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