8 a.m: My Evil Stepmother

Hey there kids, if you want to graduate college in just 3 years like me, here's all you got to do: get 24 credits of AP/IB credit in high school, retake all of those classes but one, then attend 3 summers, 2 springs, 3 fall and 2 winter semesters and only take one semester off for an internship. It's just that easy!

***Side effects may include headaches, migraines, diarrhea, insomnia, loss of hair, weight gain, and suicidal thoughts during finals.*** 

Well, I managed to escape having to take the dreaded 8 a.m. class... until my very last term. And that's because I had two very specific classes that I needed to take, and I couldn't believe that it was going to be at 8 a.m. During spring! How horrible! Don't teachers want to give themselves a break and sleep in too? 

Ok, maybe I'm being dramatic. And maybe this is a good thing. My future job will have me starting at 8 a.m, and there would probably be a lot of driving time to get to where I need to be. So I need to practice being AWAKE at 8 a.m. 

That's going to take a while... Mornings are my evil stepmother. You know, the one who doesn't want you to be the fairest of them all? And the one who keeps trying to cast spells on you to put you in a deep, deep sleep? 

All I know is lately, I've been taking a lot of unplanned naps. Curse you, evil stepmother.