What Guys Think

You guys know how much I love to talk about dating. I always thought it was a girl thing to talk about dating. But I overheard this conversation today and I just was enthralled.

Two guys talking at my table, thinking that I'm listening to music. Yeah, I'm totally eavesdropping! But I couldn't stop myself from typing what they were saying because it was HILARIOUS.

G2: Got any hot dates coming up?
G1: I've got a date for both Friday and Saturday this weekend. One's my mission buddy's cousin...
G2: Let's facebook stalk her! Don't you love it when your friends judge your dates before you take them out? I like the second girl more than the first... she looks more like a softball chick! They are more manly women. The second girl is really cute.
G1: I hope that's a brother, because he keeps showing up in her pictures.
G2: Well let's find out!
G1: Either way, she's single right now, so.
G2: That's definitely a brother. Yeah.
G1: Girls with big eyes are hot. Like the Tangled girl? So hot! (They were trying to be quiet during this part, but they totally failed at whispering.)
G2: Hailey on Modern Family has huge eyes! She's like 23 ya know? But Claire is the hottest girl on Modern Family, even though she's older. Like Gloria is gorgeous, but Claire is so hot.
G1: I've actually ranked profile pictures before, 1-88.
G2: Oh dude, that guy in her picture! You should be threatened, he looks like an accounting major.

G2: Dude, go for it man, make it happen on the first date!
G1: Nah, I kissed one girl on a first date and I totally regretted it.
G2: Dude, lets stalk her too!
G1: She's the hottest girl ever, but she such a player. A total b-word. I was smitten though.
G2: Yeah, she looks a b-word. Like who goes to a drinking party?

G2: Wait, did she defriend me?!?

And then they split a piece of gum and left shortly after.

I'm trying super hard to be stealthy right now. But I'm having a hard time not laughing my head off.