Feline Flu

I just found out I have the same thyroid condition that my geriatric cat has been suffering from.

Conclusion: Living in close proximity with Lemonade for 15 1/2 years has given me feline flu. My mom is suspicious that she could also have feline flu.

In a slightly unrelated issue, I also am no longer allowed to eat dairy products. The cat was also strictly forbidden from eating dairy upon discovery of her "feline issues".

I also like to come home from work, curl up in my bed and do nothing for the rest of the day.

Oh my gosh.

I AM MY CAT.