Monday, October 4, 2010

Ostriches: Kids Say the Darn'dest things

My cousin's son Dallin is 7 years old and is too smart for his own good. He already doesn't believe in Santa Claus! They live up in Logan, so I get so see them every once in a while when they come to visit Grandma (my aunt). We sat next to each other when we were watching General Conference, and this was the conversation we had:

Dallin: [disgustedly] Chantel, why do you think all boys are cute?
Chantel: Well, I'm in college, I'm supposed to. I need to get married so I can start a family.
Dallin: Pssht, you don't need a boy to do that! You're not an ostrich!
Chantel: [confused] Wait, what does this have to do with ostriches?
Dallin: [matter-of-factly] Well, ostriches have to mate in order to make their eggs, but you're not an ostrich, you're HUMAN!

I believe I have to go apologize to my cousin for bringing on the birds and the bees talk so prematurely... Bahahaha :)

3 comments:

  1. Bahaha! This is adorable.

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  2. That's my boy! He is such a nut. No worries about bringing the talk on early. I figured he would need it sooner than later anyway. It was fun to see you this weekend.
    Oh and btw, Dallin turned 7 about two weeks ago.

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  3. Oops! My bad. I fixed it, he's 7 now. Haha what an incredible kid :)

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